A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. n. a person, place, or event that is out of control, or full of drunken, vomiting, and/or passed out people
1. Person 1: Dude, that Skynard concert was a ZOO! Person 2: Definitely. Did you see that guy bend over and vomit while walking without breaking stride? Person 1: Was that the same guy I saw running around with a confederate flag as a cape? He was chugging two more beers just a second ago! Person 2: THAT guy, was a zoo.
When your in the process or going to be in the process of getting high. When you and your friends are already high you are at the zoo.
"aye bro, are we going to the zoo today?" "Why did my nigga come to my house and he was already at the zoo?"
Awesome song by the Scorpions.
Man, we was chillin' back with some buds, and then "The Zoo" came on the radio, and we was all like, "Yo, dis rocks man!"
A place you keep several nice or classic cars; ie. jaguar, mustang, thunderbird, impala, cobra, viper, spider, stingray
"Wanna see the zoo? You don't even need a pass The wildlife in my garage How can you not see the jag?" -Chamillionaire
And me and mack is just 2 niggas from the same hood Fell from the same tree Cut from the same wool see im the young lion And he the young bull Welcome 2 the zoo U are in the zoo
where gay people go on field trips. where giraffes are birthed by santa. where mr slayman gets un-birthed by giraffes.
"im going to the zoo today!!" "the zoo?! what are you gay?"
The act of hooking up with an ugly and/or large beast. Zooing can be used for ones own need of getting some(See also: desparate and blue balls) or as an act of kindness for a friend(See also: Taking one for the team)
#1 A: Have you seen Carla? B: Yeah, she is in the parking lot, Zooing it. #2 It is getting late and the bar is thinning out, I may have to go Zooing tonight if I wanna get some!