Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Zoo

A place to go to see exotic animals for a small fee.

I went to the zoo and saw a bear.

by Jequita the Awesome January 29, 2008

Zoo

1. A person who is an absolute party animal and/or a complete drunken mess.
2. A house or location that is just a wild party.

May be altered to personal preference;

eg. zookini

"Man, you were a fucking zookini last night"
"That party last night was a god damn zoo."

by thongerrr November 16, 2011

Zoo

The United States Air Force Academy. Generally referring to the act of visitors (*$(#@ tourists) standing on the elevated wall near the chapel and looking down on the cadet area, like people at the zoo looking into the pit where the poor animals are kept.

Are you Academy or ROTC?

I went to the zoo.

by devylish June 29, 2009

Zoo

My school

Why do I go to the zoo everyday

by Beansos June 18, 2022

Zoo

When something or someone is just off their game in every way.

Synonyms: hot mess, actin a fool

Man you're such a zoo today, pull it together before we get there.

Hayle, you're always the biggest zoo anytime you drink!

by skram24 August 31, 2014

Zoo

1. n. a person, place, or event that is out of control, or full of drunken, vomiting, and/or passed out people

1. Person 1: Dude, that Skynard concert was a ZOO!
Person 2: Definitely. Did you see that guy bend over and vomit while walking without breaking stride?
Person 1: Was that the same guy I saw running around with a confederate flag as a cape? He was chugging two more beers just a second ago!
Person 2: THAT guy, was a zoo.

by stevesheridan999 June 25, 2007

Zoo

When your in the process or going to be in the process of getting high. When you and your friends are already high you are at the zoo.

"aye bro, are we going to the zoo today?"
"Why did my nigga come to my house and he was already at the zoo?"

by Drama Dork July 11, 2008