A fork of Rural Dictionary
/ verb/
The act of being reported by a Facebook user and banned from Facebook for violating the Community Standards with a post. Especially applicable when the Facebook Standards had not been violated WRT said post.
"Why TF am I banned!? I didn't even say anything that bad! I've seen a LOT worse on Facebook!"
"Dude, sounds like you got Zucker Punched. I wonder what thin-skinned mouth breather you pissed off?"
You @jalienss
I want a zucker mommy to step on me and financially dominate me.
Full Zucker noun
Going full Zucker is a non flattering homage to alleged Jazz Guitarist and online forum bully Jaaaaack Zucker whom takes delight in admonishing fellow guitar players in a very immature and futile way while commiting sad and tragic shenanigans.
I posted a clip of a rhythm changes and this guy went Full Zucker on me and banned me from the forum
A way to swear at someone while also blessing them at the same time. Instead of Mother F'er, this is the more appropriate "Mother Zucker".
swearing b/c it has the same force and intent of the F word -- but a blessing b/c Mark Zuckerberg has become a billionaire and one of the most influential people of our time (whether or not people like him).
As in - "you Mother Zucker -- i can't believe you got ANOTHER promotion"
As in - "all these mother ZUCKERs need to go ZUCK themselves"
When a forum admin promises to stop trolls from picking on said member who is being picked on but then decides not to and bans them for no good reason other than 'screw it, you were rude to me' so any posts about them stay up even after they promised to close that thread down, and then screwing them over by having the blame be put on them instead of the troll that's picking on them - promising to remove a forum post about you and then deciding to put it back and allow it to run past more than 100+ pages.
Brian totally Zuckered TaynaBladex on the forum last night.
Zuckers is a 17-year-old young boy who is obsessed with anime, fortnite trickshots, and flexing his twitch earnings. Zuck has a collection of crusty and musty body pillows in the back corner of his room. He is well known for his "incredible" 25+ rocket grapple fillers. He constantly copies @kiddobruh's fits and can't come up with an original shot for the life of him. He still to this day has no clue how to shave and works scooping baboon poo all day long. Zuckers gets his nutrients from 8 apple juice boxes per day. I have no fucking clue how this kid is on the verge of being considered an adult.
"What are you planning on doing today Zuckers?" yeah.