A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
The absolute mother fucking greatest!!
See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her
"Something that's so embarrassing, so deeply uncomfortable, or so discusting that your face contorts, you make noises like a constipated frog, and you get a feeling in your stomach, the feeling that you've got...
Got" -Grill Burns
Getting Absolutely Got is basically like getting T.S.G.V.
the types of people who don't like Numberblocks
Mark is an absolute imbecile.
absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.
person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf
person 3: its absolute gibberish
A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation
Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.