A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is the best person you’ll ever meet. There’s only one person on this earth who calls himself Jumper. He is a god and wants everyone to know it. He is incredibly handsome and brave
“Is that the real Jumper?” “Jesus christ it’s the real Jumper, i wish I was as cool as him.”
A jumper is a feces that was a cliffhanger, but lets go to fall into your underpants or outer garment.
Oh man , right before my big presentation this morning I had a jumper. Luckily, it hit the florr. I acouple centimeters more i would've had to cancel.
Jumper: a person inclined to make impulsive (though not necessarily bad) decisions. A person who decides quickly, then, without hesitation, is all in. Related to the concept of jumping from a ledge (which is a self-destructive version), a jumper is decisive, intuitive, and unwilling to live less than full on.
She's a jumper, you know. When she fell in love with him, she fell hard, no turning back.
Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.
Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him. Girl 2: nah. He's ugly. Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!
Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness. IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS
Story jumper is worst than you - IQ brain