A fork of Rural Dictionary
Your lips say one thing but the drugs say another how can I massage this inter-galactic ulcer? Goodbye sober day Hello milky way Pin my ear to the wisdom post Hang me up and drain me dry Mend my shipwrecked spirit Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day The years grew wings and flew away Ghosts of the past become barbarians Of the future And I still pity you Because what you said was true Goodbye sober day Hello milky way May your sun be blown out like a candle May your sea burn like tar May your sky be rolled up like a scroll May your blue moon drip with blood What would they say If you went up in smoke? If I dug you up and made soup of your bones? Goodbye sober day
When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)
My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time
A challenge for most high schoolers and college students to refrain from all substance usage for one Saturday in a month. If they loose they’re a bitch.
A day where gabby decarlo’s only choice of substance is Jesus. Hey gabby! You know what day it is? No Sober Saturday! So sober up or you’re gay!
A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.
Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.
A way of deluding yourself into thinking you are sober by getting high on weed. This delusion practice is often associated with former alcoholics.
John says he's California sober cause he only smokes weed now. He must be high. No one is that stupid.