Country Dictionary

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Dangle Curtain

Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"

by Supreme Wizard December 29, 2015

dangle sack

A sack or pouch to protect or hide your danglers

Brenda, that’s not a mask that’s my dangle sack!!!

If I knew she was such a gutter slut I would have brought my dangle sack

by Sir Dangle protector September 15, 2021

Rights Dangling

“Rights Dangling” is a method used by politicians to scare citizens into donating money and voting for them. Politicians from both parties will constantly “fight” over your rights (all for show) instead of focusing on changes that would benefit society. And this is why we hear about abortion and guns on the daily rather than small achievable things like banning certain cancerous foods, increasing pay for teachers, and other things that would improve your life.

Having your rights dangled above you on a daily basis will severely polarize you and put you in a permanent bad mood. However, this bad mood makes you more likely to donate money and rally for a certain side’s cause.

Even though everyone agrees that these certain things are rights that should be limited and left there. Like how guns may not be an issue if assault weapons were banned and the legal age of purchase was, say, raised to an age where people’s brains were fully developed.

But, this method of politicing is a f***big gold mine. Officials don’t actually need to get anything done and can get paid to speak to crowds of angry people while we see zero progress for long periods of time.

And somehow they all get rich in the process?

Vote for me and I’ll protect your right to abortion!
Perosn: “damnn our congresswoman is constantly Rights Dangling… I swear to god I haven’t seen her do anything that’s made a change in like 10 years… but Pete’s mom keeps donating to her?”

Senator whatshisface is coming after your right to bear arms! Vote for me and donate to the cause today and I’ll make sure no one lays a hand on your teen’s AK style assault weapon! :D

Person: They just be rights dangling. If they could focus on a compromising solution that kept everyone safe, maybe I wouldn’t have to hear or read the words “guns” and “12 dead children” like very other freaking day.

by Dopeflover May 10, 2023

Dangling Keys

1. A group of metal objects with pointy edges banging against each other on a ring making a sound

2. Those things you use to get back into your house when your drunk, banging against each other because you can't find the right one

I'll use these dangling keys to distract the president while I make my daring escape to the rofl-copter

by ShamwowMcHamstring December 13, 2014

Do-Dangle

An abstract meaning for an object or thing

Give me just one second, while I grab the Do-dangle

by iSPANKzombiez June 09, 2023

slaying dangles

To masturbate

I’m going to be slaying dangles in the shower.

by evapo777 February 13, 2018

bingle bongle dingle dangle

a slur or different word for playing a snare drum while masterbating.

"bro when i get home imma watch someone bingle bongle dingle dangle"

by squbwarb January 23, 2023