A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of inserting a cooled turd wrapped in banana leaves into a rectum using duck fat as a lubricant.
I thougth Jon Dibble wanted a hot carl for his birthday, but it turns out what he really wanted was a cuban brownout.
What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.
Wen u shit in a bitches mouth and she spits it back in ur butthole
My girlfriend said she wanted 2 spice up our sex life so I suggested that we try the Cuban donut hole. Now shes scared 4 life and I need a new girlfriend
A drug dealer with a floral shirt and sells cocaine
Yo lookit Violet shes a cuban drug dealer
A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.
Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!