A fork of Rural Dictionary
The art of loaning drugs off a drug dealer with the intention of never paying them back. This is a method usually used by chavs in the Craigavon/Portadown area.
"Yo lad ill break your legs if u strap dodge me"," Sorry Jamie as much as I want smoke I cant strap dodge, I don't want to get jumped"
The act of evading the advances of drunk older men in public settings.
The grad students wanted to check out the local martini bar for girls night but feared they’d spend the whole evening Doug dodging.
A sigma male that gets more bitches than dodgers
Johann Bautista: look at those people who don't dodge....I wish I was one of them
The act of leaving a toilet bowl full of piss that smells like a rabbit got fist fucked by a car battery.
Matt went to the bathroom and left a yellow dodge. Fucking stank ass bathroom man.
Widely regarded as the most obnoxious car if you only do donuts with it.
“You wanna go to this car meet this Saturday?
“I know it’s just gonna be a shitty takeover full of Dodge Charger and Challenger Hellcats”
It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.
1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.