A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Pe teacher whom is Mexican and has a family
Girl: Oh look at Bautista and Malmstrom. It’s couple goals!!!
I assume if your looking this name up its about Mario Bautista from vine. Dark hair, Dark eyed, extremely hot boy. He is a singer, manly, and he love his Bautisters. Mario Bautista are VERY protective and can get easily jealous. Along with that, he also gives 100% all the time to whatever he is doing. Even when he does stupid or funny things he always looks cute. He's only 20 years old but he's fine asf.
-Do you see that hot and handsome guy with that perfect smile? -OMG yes... That's a Mario Bautista! twitter: LomlMABG_
No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)
Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.