A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that comes out of your asshole when you sit on a toilet.
as an adjective-: trash, unexpected and undesired (commonly used by streamer Daequan)
synonyms-: trash, broken, unbalanced, too OP
this game doo-doo
Definition 1:
One who has tracked their feet in fecal matter.
Definition 2:
One who has significantly dirty feet from walking in a public place or public bathroom.
Definition 3:
One who metaphorically is always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Example: Do you have the doo doo foot?
Example 1: Dude you got the doo doo foot!
Example 1a: Dude! something be stanky! You got da doo doo foot?!
Example 2: Holy SH*T, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FEET?! YOU GOT DA DOO DOO FOOT?!
Example 2a: Dude, I seen dat before. You got da doo doo foot.
Example 3: Don't mess with that guy, he be doo doo footin.
Example 3a: Don't go over there, they just be a bunch uh doo doo footers.
Example 3b: Look out fellow brothers! We are being pursued by a roving band of doo doo footing MADMEN!
Other examples include:
STOP DOO DOO FOOTIN! or STOP DOO DOO FOOTING!
When the words prick, douchebag, wanker, cunt, asshat, fuck nose, rat bastard, incest blumpkin baby, gobshite, bitch nigga, waste of sperm, or even Ajit Pai cannot describe the sheer bitchassedness of a mothafucka, you gotta pull this on em. This is reserved for the scummiest, most obnoxious, most stupid, most heinous piece of shit, the kind of loser that would show up on live news if he ever showed his ugly head in public and didn't immediately get arrested or shot.
Fred: This doo doo diaper headass nigga just bullied a kid into suicide over stupid internet shit.
Damian: That's fucked up, man. What a damn loser.
Harold: Some cuntnugget just hacked into the children's hospital and stole everyone's identities!
Eva: Jesus! What a fat doo doo diaper headass nigga!
Jared: Yeah, I did put that doo doo diaper headass nigga in the dirt. I got a long fuse, and I get along with a lotta people, but I can't let shit like what that mothafucka did fly.
Alex: These 4 doodoo diaper headass niggas jumped a girl and tried to have their way with her. I beat their asses and reported them to the cops. I hope Tyrone in prison gets a use out of them.
Satan: Fuck, man! I don't want that doo doo diaper headass nigga! Hell ain't bad enough for a cumstain like him!
Historical examples of Doo doo diaper headass niggas include:
Pol Pot
Leopold II
Ted Bundy
Genghis Khan
Shiro Ishii
Mao Zedong
The dirtbags who killed Junko Furuta
Adolf Hitler
John Wayne Gacy
Francisco Macías Nguema
Josef Mengele
Jim Jones
David and Louise Turpin
Joseph Stalin
Mengistu Haile Mariam