A fork of Rural Dictionary
During the match of a PUBG or Fortnite game the word you would use to describe the black avatar that kills you and takes your shit....
Dude that "Porch Panda" just fucking killed me with c4 what a fucking twat
A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!
A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.
Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.
grape or cherry kool-aid with vodka, for people who are too broke for real lean
Bro, is Jared really sipping?
Nah, its just porch lean.
What blacks, Mexicans, Indians, Asians, and any other race call white people sitting outside trying to enjoy their day and socialize.
Look at that family, it's not uncommon to see a porch polar bear or five way down in this part of Alabama this time of year.
To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.
She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
The “porch” is the hair in the front of a persons head. The kitchen is in the back.
That girls porch and kitchen are nappy as hell.