A fork of Rural Dictionary
Also known as BHR, when a sleuth of gay bears, without shirts on, in a densely populated night club brush past each other with excessive force, trying to move around and pretend to be dancing , often making sexual innuendos to compensate for the lack
Of dance skills.
I have Bear Hair Rash, after a night of clubbing at a gay bear event and all the bears were rubbing their hairy body’s past me.
The red marks on the tops of your legs left from the resting the elbows on them sitting on a toilet.
That dump was so tedious it gave me "Squatters rash" for hours.
"Hacking rash" is a term used to describe when there is an outbreak of hacking taking place in the world, affecting governments and corporations and individuals such as celebrities.
News anchor: "There has been a hacking rash during the last two months, affecting many companies and governments."
An irritation on the skin which induces either a burning or itching sensation.
A rash Something you'd have if you're name is kooper
Stress and anxiety from a shitty boss or work environment.
I can’t go into work today, I feel like this rash is getting out of control.
That thing you say it is, when you know it's really herpes.
P1: "Whoa Peggy-Sue, what're those red bumps around your honeypot?
P2: "Oh Jimmy, that's just a little rash - totally harmless! Wanna taste the honey?"
P3: Breaks out in song..."Oh baby youuu, you got a diseeaase...and you say its just a rash, but its all up in your a**. Ohhh baby youuu...!!"