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Chunky Smoothie

When you cum in a mixed drink and serve it to your significant other

I gave my home boy’s wife a chunky smoothie the other day but he accidentally drank it.

by Sk8ter1800 February 19, 2020

Subway Smoothie

When you shove an entire Nutribullet up her arsehole and she eats some fruit (or veg, I'm not picky) and it flows through her cavity to the Nutribullet, and then you turn it on and make the smoothie, and then turn her upside down and let the mixture pour up to her mouth and her partner (male or female #equality) licks it off the roof of her mouth.

Adam: "She into some kinky shit, yanno boi"
Alex: "I bet she'd love a Subway Smoothie"

Alfie: "Do you still have my Nutribullet?"
Asher: "Hell yeah! She loves having it rammed up her arse!"

by Yummy_McYummy October 17, 2017

major smoothie meltdown

When working at a smoothie shop and having backed up blenders, smoothies that wont blend and worst of all: exploding smoothies. Must be simultaneous to be classified as a major smoothie meltdown. It's known to induce panic attacks and suicidal thoughts

I need backup, stat! We're having a major smoothie meltdown!

by ihatesmoothies June 01, 2011

Longhorn Smoothie

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.

It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

by theoriginalsteevio September 25, 2022

cock smoothie

When 3 or more guys out their dicks in a cup, then add fruit, milk, and ice. Then, it is stirred with the dicks in the cup. A 4th person then drinks it through a straw. Blowjob optional.

hey ben, dillion, jamie, and austin, come over here and take your dicks out to make me a cock smoothie

by babyturtle69 January 23, 2022