A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a Jamaican man breaks into your house and puts his dick on your cheek, and as you awake the man busts a nut in your mouth.
Sarah told me that yesterday she got a special Jamaican Waking.
The unequivocal and unanimous craving for custard while sweating intensely, most common post coitus.
"you feeling like Jamaican Salsa right now?"
Weed, Pot, Skunk, Green, Grass, Marijuana ect.
George went out with his friends to smoke some dank Jamaican spice
I been up most of the night reminiscing about your sweet sexy smile you all ways make me feel happy when I used to wake up to you with your beautiful baby soft skin. Do you remember how I used to run my fingers up & down that smooth back of yours & the way I used to squeeze you tight?No other woman I come across has a back or ass as smooth & sexy as yours.
I want you to be happy,but remember if Errol should ever fall short you know where I am I know you're not the fool around type you're LOYAL to the Maxx that's why I still love you!
No one else comes close to you My Sweet Jamaican Empress
Jamaican apple-pie is an apple-pie made using oranges instead of apples. There is no actual connection to Jamaica and many people perceive the dessert as a myth.
Many chefs love it, many chefs hate it.
There is some Jamaican apple-pie in the fridge.
The Goofy ass game the gym teacher has you to play instead od basketball.
PE sucked! We played Jamaican testicle tag for 3 hours.
When you smoke too much Ganjah and wake up the next morning feeling like your brain was shoved in a frying pan then put in the oven. to cure drink coffee or light another one up.
guy 1: Dude my head feels fucked man
guy 2 : You got a Jamaican hangover man
guy 1 : fuck man how do i fix it man
guy 2 : *passes bong and cup of coffee* smoke up and drink up.