A fork of Rural Dictionary
National slap your brother day is in October 6th
Slap your brother day
Have the right to slap or grab anyone's ass on fridays, it could be anyone, especially your therapist
"did you know it was National Slap ass Friday?"
"I know! do you know that hot cashier at the 7 eleven near my house.. I grabbed her ass, and holy it was nice"
When you accept an unsolicited invitation on social media, only to receive an immediate response by the contact pitching their latest product.
Abuse is common on LinkedIn by "Tech Bros", offshore resources, financial advisors, and desperate sales professionals whom lack any tact or "book smarts".
I just received this request from this Tech Bro Benton based out of San Francisco.
I bet if I accept it he'll "Pitch Slap" me immediately regarding his company's latest AI driven SaaS Security Architecture sitting on a best in class custom built platform which is hybrid / secure / private cloud ready with a link to the demo.
DEEEECLINE.
A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia
"I was Slapping the Wood last night."
To masturbate in the middle of the day, and then fall asleep.
I got off work early, and was able to go home and have a Slap and Nap. I awoke feeling refreshed.
In October it is known to be slap that ass season
Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.
It's when you wear a pair of reebok pump shoes from the 90's and slap someone
"Man, Jerry just pump slapped Mark for messing up his work space"