A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something that is the best thing ever
Ted: How's it like being Gay?
Student: yeah, its great man its the tits!
When you are playing a game of football (American) and accidentally stiff arm a female player in her chest region.
I was feeling horny when I was playing football so I decided to stiff tit Jess.
When something is beyond awesome, it rips tits. Ripping tits of course means flashing boobs, which is done to show appreciation for a band, it is the sign of a great party, and it is the best way to show thanks and love. So when something is sooo good that it is beyond normal description, it RIPS TITS!
Dondo: Hey, did you hear that new Jesse Welles song?!
Margo: OMFG YES! That song RIPS TITS! It is so good right now.
Tits so deliciously perfect that you are compelled to suck them.
Damn your sister has honey tits. I have to suck them.
Bro that girls tits need sucked, I bet they are delicious like honey.
A large, voluptuous woman, who has powers for good will, yet is a bitch
Can you believe Dianne? She’s such a chubby tit witch! The fat cow!
A term referring to either a large gathering of chesty women or eating food off the breasts of an individual.
Example 1: "Dude it was a total tit-picnic at that strip club last night"
Example 2: "Licked chocolate syrup off my girl's boobs last night, best tit-picnic ever!"