A fork of Rural Dictionary
An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
she is an absolute fuckin unit
"It is hot as absolute balls out here. I'm sweating like a pig."
Someone who is absolutely a gronk
Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis
an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.
e.g - tianna
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head