Country Dictionary

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Gordon

a kid who will turn all your friends gay

The Gordon effect got to me so now i like men

by Jbuckley May 19, 2023

Gordon

A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.

they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"

one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"

Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age

by Nicholas Gur April 11, 2022

Gordon

A Male Swirly Tabby Cat That Meows And Plays with Kittens.

This is Gordon

by MayDayMeh June 13, 2018

Gordon

He’s very sped an slow he sucks at ball an is a noob at fornite an thinks he’s cool but isn’t an is very ugly

Gordon is ugly

by Hoe ass bitch nigga May 15, 2019

Gordon

An old guy on a Harley Davidson bagger that wears leather chaps, wishes he was in a motorcycle gang, and does the speed limit.

"Sturgis would be cool if it wasn't for all the gordons"

by arealdude111 August 17, 2017

Gordon

A guy.

Hello Gordon!

by Benrey July 03, 2023

Gordon

(Verb) To post multiple pics of your car(s)(s)(s)(s)(s) which are all tremendously done, at every conceivable chance you get...

Could also refer to Showing or Competing in shows with more than one of your car(s)(s)(s)(s)(s)...

I was going to take just one car to the show but I decided to Gordon Su and took all of them. 😎

by Every day we go May 29, 2018