A fork of Rural Dictionary
F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.
(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
A small penis and pair of balls in the shape of Mickey Mouse
Dude look at the Mickeys peen it’s sick
When his dick is so white that it looks like casper the friendly ghost
Do you know chad? He has a bad case of Ghost peen.
“PENIS MORE LIKE PEEN SUS AHAHAHAHAHAHHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGDINGDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” - some guy who hates amogus memes I think
Look at the definition Peen Sus lol
When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water
“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”