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When someone is so kind, caring and calming,
that you can imagine them as a thicc anime mommy.

"Man I'm feeling so bad right now."
"I feel like nobody cares."

"Go see that person, they've got massive personality tits."

Tits/boobsetc.. breasts that look like pasties

Look She's got pastie tits . Yeah she's got a nice body but she's got pastie tits

Mantits that are so big and saggy that they look like the eyes of a slug or snail.

I went swimming with Jamal and he had some big ass slug tits

On may 22nd is nation pop a tit for engerland day

Hey is may 22nd national tit day *shows tit*
Thanks * screen shots*

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

When you it's 3qm

Amber and adam leaving holiday we then realize holy shit tits I'm suppose to be at work and it's brrrr cold out!!!thus meaning it's also cold and rainy and we're late!!! Brrrr

Generally refers to a males chestacles after a day or two of light perspiration without showering, that leaves a nice greasy glaze over ones tits. Similar to peeling cheese off of garlic bread

Hey cheese tits did you roll in grease or did you just play call of duty for 27 hours straight ?