A fork of Rural Dictionary
a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.
max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."
jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."
(n) (insult) A big mouth. The owner of the tit jaw usually has a mouth that's too large, sometimes meaning they talk too much. Can also be used to mean that the person eats too much. Also used to evoke baby-like images of the person.
Damn, Natalie. He's got the body, but just look at that ugly tit jaw.
A woman who has pushed a boundary beyond what is considered appropriate, typically in a sexual or inebriated situation.
When a woman gives zero fucks.
“I thought Sheryl was fine as the new leader of the PTO, but it seems she’s gone tequila tits with power”
That's right it's December 2nd that means time to show your best friend your tits ladies
Today is National Show Your Tits To Your Bestfriend Day
You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.
TITS OUT MY ASS THAT CAR IS EXPENSIVE!
Director Arketer on a Tuesday.
Did you see Director Arketer's tassel tits?