A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
That cunt that looks like he is on heroin, what a Gordon!
Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.
Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.
Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet, they have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most of the time Gordons are mainly Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons and they are the most loyal person ever.
Person 1: Look everybody it's Gordon, the Chad!
Girls: He is so handsome
Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet they are hansome and have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most Gordons are Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons they are the most loyal person ever. Gordons can be the greatest person ever or you will run for you life if you challenge them. They love dogs more than people.
Person1: Look everyone it's Gordon!
Girls: He is so handsome and tall
Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet they are hansome and have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most Gordons are Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons they are the most loyal person ever. Gordons can be the greatest person ever or you will run for you life if you challenge them. They love dogs more than people.
Person1: Look everyone it's Gordon!
Girls: He is so handsome and tall