A fork of Rural Dictionary
A basket that holds heavy loads of shit and can be cared around to scare away child predators or just straight up weirdos
Hey Oliver dont forget to bring the shat basket
To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.
Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?
Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.
Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.
Another word for shit on a stick
Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2
When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.
Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop
When you’re so sexually excited, you shit yourself. From the classic B52’s song. “Love shat, baby love shat!”
….My Mrs was so horny the other night, she love shat!