A fork of Rural Dictionary
A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
The rash you contract from rubbing up against the wall at Cactus Club in Milwaukee since it's always crowded.
"Aw man, Cactus Club was bumping last night, but I got a hell of a Cactus Rash"
The crotch itch that occurs when one shaves ones genitals and the slow regrowth is short and spikey.
Hi can i please have my laser hair removal done on the innerds of my lips, otherwise my flapperjacks are going to get cactus rash!
The most beautiful person you will ever come across. Stunning black hair, cute face, just adorable in general. She's super smart and will instantly make you smile. You're lucky to catch a glimpse of her and godlike to catch her looking at you. Good luck in asking her out, because you will need it!
Me: *nervous* Rashe, how was your day?
Rashe: It was great! How was yours?
Me: *happiness beyond compare*