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Folding Onion

When a guy puts his dick in an onion while it is flaccid and slowly gets hard, breaking the onion in preparation for sex. This leaves the woman's cooch smelling like an onion. If you would like, you may grill the broken onion and force her to eat it.

"How was sex last night?"
"Good. I spiced it up."
"How?"
"I did the folding onion."

by Yabagoot June 15, 2018

Laneside fold

A quickie on the side of a road or country lane, often involving a car bonnet.

“She was horny as fuck, so we had a laneside fold on the way home!”

by Pinson Close June 14, 2020

fold it and stuff it

When your dick is too soft to put it into some chicks pussy, so u gotta fold it and stuff it.

"hey babe, I can't get hard. I'm just gonna fold it and stuff it."

by Dr.Slopskin May 05, 2016

fold it and stuff it

When your having sex with a girl and you cant get it up but your too lazy to jerk off. You fold it, and stuff it!

"I'm sorry babe, I can't get it up. I'm just going to fold it and stuff it!"

by Dr.Slopskin March 03, 2016

Ten Fold

Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.

A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.

"Woah check her out man, she's a complete TEN FOLD for sure"

by Its_Matra March 20, 2020

Fent Folding

The act of folding in half, typically along the waist, while nodding off from the use of illicit drugs such as fentanyl or tranq

Look at those addicts on the street! That one's fent folding!

by Bauxer May 09, 2024

Iron the folds

Expression used to say a conflict or discussion is solved

They would iron the folds if they understood eachother

by Michel123piano February 01, 2017