A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!
Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing
used to describe a city thats small, or nobody knows where the fuck it is. word is in refrence to when looking on a GPS map and it takes eight zooms for the city name to appear on the map.
person 1: ay, winter park representtt
person 2: boy you live in an eight zoom city, whatchu mean ‘represent’?
banging; doing the nasty; having sexual intercourse; hanky panky. mainly used by lesbians. can be used as a noun or verb.
"gurlfrand, did you get the zooms last night?" "heck ya i did, she zoomed me all the way to space"
"hey cutie, wanna netflix and zoom zoom?" "
The act of immediately stripping and masturbating at the end of any zoom business call.
Holy crap the meeting ended and Jeffrey started Zoom Toobin right there in front of us!
N. Zoom juice is any alcoholic beverage consumed during a Zoom meeting or any other videoconferencing application that helps the participant endure the monotony.
"Honey, I've got a Zoom call with my boss in 5 minutes, do you know where my zoom juice is?"
"Yes, dear. There's Jack in the pantry and the Jim Beam on the counter."