A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mitched; to surpass being high, stoned, blitzed or fried.
Jenna: I smoked so much marijuana last night... I was Mitched out of my mind. You should have been there. Mia: You must have been really Mitched. I was there with you.
When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.
In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.
A gay object call Mitch the mole plays with his cool friends that don’t like him. He is one of the most small dicked people in town and Jesus doesn’t love him.
What a Mitch the mole
Uncle Mitch is one of those super cool uncles, who won’t get you in trouble for anything. But he stinks like poop and looks like a ninja turtle crawled up a nun’s butthole. Although he reeks of old man armpits, he’s still pretty cool.
I’m seeing Uncle Mitch tonight.
Not only handsome, but extremely successful, as well.
Wow, that guy is a real Mitch Maddie.
The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.
Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.