A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who a guy calls up and is always ready for sexy a.k.a the side bitch
You know Evelyn is your hot and ready that bitch always down for sex
Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.
"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"
when u got the money to pay the plug
stoner: yo bro can i get an 8th? plug: yo for sure, i’ll be there in 10 make sure you’re money ready stoner: bett
When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.
Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants. Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready
Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.
student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard? student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.
The damanging of the exterior of a four-wheel drive car, causing it to be visually unpleasing, but ready to go onto 4x4 trails.
"I bent my fender on a tree yesterday, it's now trail ready."
Last nights make up, need to wash your hair and you are in your laundry day clothes? It's okay you can go out in Public you are "Walmart ready"!
I can't go to Target look at me I'm "Walmart ready".