Country Dictionary

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Mohel

A Jewish rabbi that performs a bris (circumcision of a Jewish male).

Scarier than a mohel with shaky hands.

by LudwigVan November 10, 2003

Mohel

n. A cigar cutter

Give me the mohel so I can blaze this cigar up.

by Al Bundy October 28, 2003

mohel

wang cutter. one who uses an old stone to perform a circumcision at a jewish keg party. beware the mohel.

that rabbi bounced a check for $25, and we had to send the mohel to collect.

by d3adr0ck April 26, 2005

mohel

a pedophile & a religious vampire with a thirst for the blood of male infants

Beware the thirsty mohel!

by Scrupulous D. June 21, 2017

mohel

Someone who was circumcised but is attempting to grow their foreskin back

I can't believe my parents mutilated me as a child, now I'm a mohel.

by Doctor Foreskin February 28, 2020

ghetto mohel

When a skank ass hoe be goin down on some dude, wit an uncircumcised wang, and chomps off his motha fuckin fo'skin

Oh shit, Chemiqua that fuckin ghetto mohel, she just chewed off my fo'skin! Now where is I supposed to store my spare change.

by Matt Psylon October 18, 2006

mohel bohel

an intense Suday-long mitzvah whose crowning glory is punctuated by kavetching and occasional sly-byes Yiddish term for a quarter pounder with cheese **see schmitzle-schmazle

"Oy! That mohel bohel was amazing! Mazel tov bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006