Country Dictionary

“Lmao” but auto correct decides to ruin your expression of laughter so you just say lamp to begin with

“Hey, I heard some guy fell out of his chair!”
“Lamp 😂”

WHERE MOTH IS VERY ATTRACTIVE TO LÅMP

MOTH 1: DID YOU SEE LAMP
MOTH 2: LAMP
MOTH 3: BEAUTIFUL

Laughed Audibly Might Pee

Was created because of an autocorrected ‘lmao’

Guy: *sends meme*
Guy 2: LAMP

A person acting like an idiot. Meaning someone who does not understand or have a clue.

Shut up you lamp

When you're having a good dream, seeing a lamp indicates the dream coming to a close, this usually happens during dreams that involve you being happy, ex: becoming rich

Guy 1: I'm sad my grandfather died, but I did inherit all his money.. so now I'm rich! and set for life!
The lamp: ...
Guy 1: FUCK

A codename for "dick" if stupid game chat filters disallow you to say the actual word.

You are a huge lamp

Lamp means to hit someone hard with your first, essentially another word for punch

Best friend: she’s been making up lies about you,
Me: I’m gonna lamp her