Country Dictionary

Laughing At My Phone/PC Depending on if you are looking at your phone or your PC screen, LAMP or lamping means to laugh at the content you are seeing.

(friend shares funny content) You: LAMP I was lamping when DrewGulliver was playing that game on Twitch.

Acronym for "laughing at my phone". Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.

<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet> Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH Los: What's funny..? Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.

An acronym for the free web development software combination of the Linux operating system, Apache web server, MySQL database management system, and PHP/Perl/Python scripting languages.

All the components of LAMP are absolutely free.

A ship created by the fandom of the "Sanders Sides" series, (created by Thomas Sanders) referred to as "fanders," that includes Logic, Anxiety, Morality and Creativity.

You can both ship Analogical and Prinxiety, LAMP is pretty much canon anyway so who cares?

a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address). "they'd never choose a him/her over their bros" Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other. "What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"

"They'd never choose a him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"

Acronym for "long ass meaningless post" in a forum. People posting opinons in a forum that are off topic, and continue forever.

I hate LAMP -That would be a typical reply you would see in a forum topic, that is off topic and/or overly dicussed.

Short for: Look At My Penis A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis. Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.

Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car! Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.