A fork of Rural Dictionary
Snap chatting while taking a dump
I was shat chatting my buddy while on the throne. I decided to snap chat my buddy a picture of my dump. It was hilarious
Shat burger = Ecoli
Ecoli is caused by fecal matter, therefore it is a shat burger.
That guy ate a shat burger and now he’s sick with ecoli.
When somebody takes a really big shit
Kyle: ok you can use the bathroom now
David: god damn Kyle you took a big ole shat
What happens to your balls when you wipe back to front and get shit on your balls
I shit and wiped back to front and gave myself a Shat Flap
-big shat noises- dude, what is that smell? its my big shat.
Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.
Oh man, someone just shat their basket..