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Apparel that is acceptable for a business Zoom call.

I need to change into my Zoom shirt before my call with the boss.

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

To zoom into is to use the Zoom application to attend a meeting or seminar.

-Jackion zoomed into a seminar last night. -Does he always zoom into seminars?

Whipping it out during a zoom call.

He was caught Zoom-Tubing yesterday!

The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.

Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.

a really gay dude who likes to suck dick and rides it like theres no tomorrow

Damn! That guy is such a Moon Zoom