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The John Green Special

Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.

The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.

by PossibleDefiner February 07, 2024

Micah Green

Micah green is a ganja-consuming, top tier rasta. He loves to eat plantain chips, eat bigga and fart inappropriately. For some reason he excessively uses the joke “Jamaican me crazy”.

Micah green bombaclout.

by Do you have some spare change February 18, 2023

Green-miled

When you or someone you love is being Green-miled it can sometimes be hard, yet hilarious to watch. simply put, it is when you're trapped in a conversation with someone who is talking at you. You feel like the dude in the movie of the same name who's mouth is being filled with a thousand angry flies.

Fuck sakes, look at Gary over there getting Green-Miled by that fat cunt Heather again.

by G.Regrets November 25, 2021

Oli Greene

Biggest nonce about, might as well call him John Geoghan

Oli Greene gave Ruby Spooner fanny flutters

by L.brabrook September 23, 2019

Green Meanies

The notorious rapper gang located in the imaginary city "Drip City". Known for preforming the ".45 Special" and "Tingling" the "Opps".

Bro, those Green Meanies run the whole hood!

by FUNSEETANGOLF April 02, 2024

Ronald Green

An indeterminate unit of measurement that is not known whether it is positive or negative. Based on the notion of a parent abandoning a child, the child could have benefitted from the parent being around or could have been more harmed by the parent being a shitbag.

tonight I will be reviewing Clan MacGregor Scotch. This is a nice green plastic 1.75L bottle with a handy handle cutout and a beautiful black and gold label. Sipped straight it burns like the morning after good Mexican food, but mixed with ice and some water its a refreshing beverage fit for everyday. I could go on more but I'll just give this 2.3 Ronald Greens and that should tell you everything you need to know.

by Earl Waschnuski February 20, 2021

green tip

When you receive a blow job and it causes the woman to throw up onto your cock and balls, it is called a "Green Tip."

This girl couldn't handle my massive richard and made me green tip

by greentipgoblin June 01, 2021