A fork of Rural Dictionary
A promise made with the full knowledge that the person giving it has no intention of fulfilling it. They make the promise, fully aware they won’t follow through.
I wouldn't trust Joey and his group of friends, they're known for giving BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGES to people.
I saw BRAZILIAN BACKMASSAGE last night, sick ass band!
When a Brazilian man requests you to eat their ass and you instead poke their butthole and say “boop”. The Brazilian man then proceeds to bounce on your finger
I was hooking up with a Brazilian guy and he asked me to eat his ass, So I poked his butthole and said “boop”. I gave him a Brazilian booping
A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.
Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.
When you stick a snickers bar up a woman’s vagina, let it melt, and then eat it out.
Dude, last night I gave my new Brazilian wife the brazilian pipeline!
Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate.
Boy - Yo guess what I do Ju jit su!
Girl - cool, so nerds karate
Boy - come on
( Brazilian Ju jit su - Nerds karate, it doesn't have to be Brazilian any form of Ju jit su is just nerds karate. )
A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.
Listen pal, if you don’t shut your mouth, I’m gonna give you a Brazilian Waffle Maker.
When you hang a bitch from the ceiling and smack her with your dick.
Albert gave his bitch the Brazilian piñata.