A fork of Rural Dictionary
The human version of someone who eats a lot of hotdogs
Look at Connor, He's a Glizzy Gobbler 9000
A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.
1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"
A person who has derived from Genghis Khan probably had one of their ancestors dicked down by the Genghis Glizzy. And knowing that 1 in 200 men derive from the chromosome of Genghis, you most likely came from the Genghis Glizzy yourself.
Mike: "Did you know Genghis Khan had a shit ton of children?"
John: "Would that mean we came from the Genghis Glizzy?"
Mike: "WTF are you talking about?"
Drizzy's Glizzy, also known as Drake's Snake, is one of the largest penises in existence! I thought he had a 2 millimeter defeater, but HOLY SHIT! That thing must be at least 7 inches!
Tyrone: Have you seen Drizzy's Glizzy?
Mason: No.
Tyrone: You gotta check that shit out, that dick is MASSIVE!
The person who leads the glizzy gladiators to battle and teaches them the way of the glizzy. They live in the glizzy mansion and usually recruit gladiators by conquering their land. The current glizzy President goes by Roberto King of Kings and will most likely serve until he dies
Joe: The glizzy president just conquered britain!
Your mom: they are all going to be glizzy gladiators now!
A toilet glizzy is a glizzy (aka Hot Dog), that has been left near a toilet, either intentionally or unintentionally. Regardless of how the glizzy ended up near a toilet, one should never consume said glizzy.
Person 1: "I was taking a shit at a truck stop and there was a gotdamn toilet glizzy on the toilet paper dispenser"
Person 2: "You eat it bro?"