A fork of Rural Dictionary
The only good thing other than cider to come out of Ireland. The most British football player to be Irish, and the only Irish person Brits will ever love
Guy 1: Roy Keane is the best Irish player and the best number 16 of all time
(Guy 1 now gets all of the undivided female attention)
something said to congratulate someone on saying or doing something compleatly stupid and idiotic.
Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!
The most badass fish in the sea. Commonly known for slaying every fish it comes in contact with. Typically more interesting to be around than its owner and definitely has a better future than him.
Me: Did you see Roy’s Fish last night?
Person: Ya, I prefer it to his owner why tends to be a little bitch around girls!
Skinny ass Mac Holloway wannabe, sucks dick for a living
Stranger: fight me pussio
Roy Kim I’ll suck your dick