A fork of Rural Dictionary
a big man that loves eating mcdonalds daily
he is such a owen gordon, he wont stop ordering door dash mcdonalds!
Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.
Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"
person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat
Very weird fun people to hang around and when your around them there is never a dull moment
A party with alchol and alot of laughter and one person is giving all the jokes that is a gordon-martin
A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him
Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.
The combine's worst fucking nightmare.
"Oh shit, it's Gordon Freeman."
"We're fucked."