A fork of Rural Dictionary
the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.
Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.
I heard her boyfriend is really a Rooster Thief ,straight cock smuggler
When yer heavy choking fur a piece a chicken man
When there is a room full of hens and one of them has a strap on is known as the Mechanical Rooster.
John got pegged so hard by that mechanical rooster last night!
A fourty year old female whom is out of her prime and has to keep a mans attention by licking the rim of his butthole. Aka (rim rooster)
Oh dang look at that rim rooster.
A girlfriend, boyfriend, or sexual partner who wakes you up by performing fellatio (dome, blow job, sucking D) on you.
Damn, you're lucky af! I wish I had a blow job rooster, I wake up hard anyway.
A term used by haters to define a black male who always no matter what put hens (women) in the hen house (sleeps with) with his dynamic swagger.
Hater 1: Uh oh, here comes super rooster, hide ya bitch!
Hater 2: Yeah man I better keep my girl away from him. I know she gonna let dude SMASH!
Hater 1: Man he don't say much to them hoes, he just eye fuck the shit out of them and the next thing you know he SMASHIN!