A fork of Rural Dictionary
a small boy that is rlly funny and kind but is very small like a crumb
someone : “omg is that a crumb?”
me : “no that’s tiny crumb!”
When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.
Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.
1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb
She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.
an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate
Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.
Dried up fecal particles left behind on the back of a toilet seat.Usually the size of salt and caused by sitting too long on the toilet which allowsshit to dry and not fully be wiped off by toilet paper.
Jon Doe just left butt crumbs in the bathroom.
Butt crumbs are leftover poop crumbs in your underwear that you meant to wipe off your ass after taking a big dump.
Sally: Daddy, what’s that in my underwear?
Father: I believe those are butt crumbs, honey.
Sally: Eww, I must have forgotten to wipe my bottom when I was on the potty.
Father: Just clean up and take a bath, and we won’t tell Mom. It’ll be our little secret.
Sally: Okay daddy! 🤗