A fork of Rural Dictionary
I would have kept sleeping, if not for the rooster of 3 A.M.
When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)
1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.
2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.
3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.
4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.
* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.
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Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.
That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!
The opposite of a cock block. A friend who helps get you laid.
I totally nailed Jane last night thanks to Mark being my rooster booster
Another terminology referring to the simple male enhancement pill that'll keep it thick. That'll keep it real. That'll keep it Real Thick.
Craig: Hey Shane, be careful wearing that outfit.
Shane: What outfit?
Craig: Hell ya. Your Waipio short shorts.
Shane: My Davey Dukes?
Craig: Yep.
Shane: No shit....?
Craig: Yep. Like a Pocket Rocket, but a Rooster Booster that'll blow out your German war helmet making it look like an inverted mushroom cloud.
Shane: Kaboom ladies.