A fork of Rural Dictionary
A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE
Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."
Participating in sexual intercourse in a discrete manner, usually in an active combat zone
My best tactical fuck was definitely in the Tet Offensive. I’ll never forget it, the siege of Hill 36 was absolutely WILD. Straight up did missionary in a firefight
An action or strategy carefully planned to achieve, get sponsored, spoiled, and treated without having sex.
I need my (insert random bill here) paid. Time to bring out the ho tactics. I want a new (insert random materialistic item here) he needs to be exposed to the ho tactics.
1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself
2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep
“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”
An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!