A fork of Rural Dictionary
A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend
Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday
Upside down with a fork in the mouth.
"There wasn't much room in the booth, so we had to fuck puerto rican style." "He was too lazy to sit up so he just laid there puerto rican style while I gave him a bj."
A Puerto Rican male, most likely a plumber, who moonlights as a stripper. He is a lady's man and will steal steal your girl
"I heard Rican Thunder is also a plumber. I wouldn't mind him laying some pipe for me
Similar to an "Irish Goodbye", a Puerto rican roll out occurs after consuming one too many tequilas and you silently disappear from friends and family before you're able to make more of a scene.
"Shit. I just finished 2 bottles of Patron and have licked 3 random people's faces. I'm also pretty sure I tried to use out table as a toilet. It's probably time for a Puerto Rican roll out!"
When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.
Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night? Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm. Joe: Sounds fun.
A tattoo to show that you are the gayest of the gay and are dtf with any man you lock eyes with.
Did you see Alex’s new Puerto Rican frog tattoo? He looks zesty af now.
When you are too lazy or don't have enough time to paint all your toenails and only paint the ones that are exposed.
I was running late for work had to give myself a Puerto Rican Pedicure so I could Wear my peep toe heels