A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another word for a bib that is commonly worn by babies
Look at that neck diaper, its so festive!
Sex while crying and apologizing profusely.
Man, I accidently named the pornography directory on our shared computer "PicsOfKittensAndPuppiesStickingOutTheirTongues." I didn't think she would open it. I guess I'll have to really "pick up the diapers" tonight.
A man toddler who hasn't quite mastered the potty training yet.
Eww, can you small that guy? Who, Donnie Dump Diapers? He always smells like a Manhattan drain.
When pulling off a poopy diaper and the baby sticks his or her foot in it.
That looks like a bad case of diaper foot.
An underage girl who is very promiscuous.
Wow, Mary's a real diaper stripper! She's went down on Kevin and she's only 16.
The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!
Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!” Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!