A fork of Rural Dictionary
a green suspisious looking character from the lorax
muh hahahahahaha i have sent the green lorax guy to the world he is hilariuos so yay
He's amazingly attractive. Has a great smile, a sexy body, and great eyes. Makes you laugh when you really need it. He is very caring and has many, MANY talents (;
He's the best friend of all the athletes and definitely knows how to treat a girl. Makes you feel complete and wanted. Knows what to say when you're having a rough day
P.s. if you know a locker guy, and don't talk to him, you're missing out on the greatest opportunity the world has to offer, so i suggest you get to know that sexy beast!
Damn that guy is sexy, must be the locker guy of my life (:
i love my locker guy (:
That Guy: The hero who serves justice.
Not that Guy: The loser who can not stand up for himself and shouldn't bother trying.
Karen: I want to speak to your manager.
Karen Husband: Throwing a drink all over the waitress.
Not that Guy: Tries to step in and defend the waitress
Karen's Husband: Don't be a hero? You're Not That Guy!
Jayson: I have a bonner for you parker
Parker: alright lets have.... YOU GET WHAT IM SAYING
when a guy has a bonner for another dude