A fork of Rural Dictionary
Today is they day where every student doesnt show up to school to confuse students, spread the news !!
friend 1: yo tomorrow is December 2nd.
friend 2: looks like im not going to school today.
When there is a dispute between a parent and child over whether the 2nd of December is a day void of school attendance, there shall be a competitive joust to decide who is the victor for that year. If both parties are knocked from their mount/bicycle then they shall continue in a duel till a clear winner is established.
The duel can be conducted with safe and boring equipment like pool noodles or as has been tradition, really really sharp jousting poles.
The rules stipulate the winner only has ruling over 2nd December, the year the Turbo Joust Duel Challenge was conducted. Further disagreements in further years require another Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.
Koby/Mason: Awesome, 2nd December. I dont have to go to school today.
Dez: The 2nd of December is a normal school day and you WILL be going.
Lightning flashes
Everyone: Where did you come from??!!
Travis: That does not matter for now, what matters is this can only be resolved by a 2nd Day of December Turbo Joust Duel Challenge.!
National Give Your Girlfriend You’re Hoodie Day
December 2nd Is Give you’re girlfriend your hoodie day
national SHUT THE FUCK UP DAY nobody cares about your schedule be quiet
“your school schedule🙄”
ELA
MATH
SS
stfu
december 2nd
If you’re a boy write ur girlfriend a paragraph telling them how much you appreciate them and how amazing they are
girl: it’s December 2nd
boy: oh no