A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who has little tolerance for the consumption of alcohol. Usually this person will make for the toilet after the consumtion of a halh-pint instead of the British standard (5 pints before breaking thwe seal). Usually found sprinting back and forth between the toilet and the bar every 15 minutes.
Check that nobber Tarquin, he's making for the trap after half a glass of Babycham. What a Shandy Pants!
A sexual act carried out by all classes of society amongst males of solitary habits upon their own loins, or by a female upon the loins of a male. It involves the manual manipulation of the male organ in order to achieve sexual solace. This practise is very common. It is believed that the term refers to the white froth found floating on a glass of shandy (an alcoholic fizzy drink comprised of beer and lemonaide) and the similarities between this foam and the effluxion of sexual fluid that occurs during the moment of male solace.
‘Bert couldn’t wait to get in the back seat with Edna. She asked him if he wanted a hand-shandy!’
After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.
"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"
'avin a wank
yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy
A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.
'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'
'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'
The foaming remains of an outdoor piss, usually containing large amounts of alcohol and so is reminiscent of Shandy (a mix of beer and lemonade)
Where’s john?
He's having a piss, he's so fucked
Oh yea, I can see the street Shandy