A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who repeats or reuses old out of date jokes, sometimes makes awful original jokes, during the worst of times.
“Heh, wh-what are those man” “Karl please stop, you’re interrupting the funeral.
The action of prematuraly ejaculating before any clothes are taken off, or ejaculating in your trousers.
Dude #1: dude check that lasses rack man Dude #2: dude i think i just karled Dude #1: dude thats sick
Homeless person/group of people huddled in street corners
Hey look at that poor Karl with his moped!
A "Lady" that resembles a woman yet for all intents and purposes is a man. Not necessarily a hermaphodite; however there is some gender confusion. She makes toilet while standing, greets each morning with a thunderous flatulent and is an all around meathead.
Yeah I went out with that Mexican girl Kara but all she kept doing is quoting movie lines and acting like a total KARL. And I'm pretty sure she was wearing Old Spice deodorant
Verb: To Karl is to start an activity or situation well, only to end in mild catastrophe or irony. Other forms: Karling, Karled. Used in a sentence: The situation is all Karled up.
For example: To Karl:A salesman arrives early and meets someone for an important business meeting, but shakes the client's hand with a wet hand after exiting the bathroom, therefore leaving the client in a less than favorable state. (true story)