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A very annoying thing in schools that is so darn loud and hurts people's ears when it goes off. They make fire alarms so loud and annoying.

There was a fire drill and that loud annoying fire alarm went off.

when you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later.

false alarm anthem: here i sit broken hearted tried to shit but only farted

A back-up waking device in feline form. Gentler when it initially goes off, but if you press the snooze bar, is subsequently harsher (depending on how hungry it is).

Alarm cat: mrrrow....>lick< >kitty head-but< >paw-nudge< Cat's person: (sleepily) Mmmmmsnorzzzzzz... Alarm cat, five minutes later: MRRREEEOW...HISSSS! >CHOMP< >SCRRRRATCH< Cat's person: AIIIYEEEEEEEEE! Alright! I'm up! I'm up!

When the minty flavor of snus tobacco wears out, and you know if you keep it in your mouth any longer, you will be left with nausea and a bad taste.

Guy 1: Why'd you spit that out? Guy 2: My snus alarm was goin off.

When you wake a girl by poking her with a hard cock.

Kelly: Why do you look so tired? Erica: Sam's alarm cock woke me up early.

The shock of having to wake up a lot ealier than you normally would due to school after summer vacation.

Mmph, this alarm shock is such a drag! *falls back asleep and misses bus*

A literal air raid siren that will go off at any Planet Fitness if you drop anything, grunt too hard, or "judge" others. Not only is it very annoying, but it also literally goes against the term "judgement-free zone" by judging the body builders that try too hard.

*drops a weight accidentally* Lunk Alarm: WE ARE AT DEFCON 1 *begins the siren*